Alice is: brought way too many skanky clothes back to athens.

Alice, why did you do this? Or, rather, why did you tell us about it? I believe I know. Shhhh. Guess what, dear readers, Alice wants to get laid. She’s thinking, if enough members of SAE see this then they’ll know I’ll be dressed to partaay, possibly in gold pants and tube top. Someone with a first name that’s a last name, like Miller or Taylor, will give me too many hunch punches, and oops, I’ll be drunk. Mill will grab my ass which will lead to me waking up in a room, that smells of beer and socks and I’ll be using an old cum towel to wipe away my tears.

Or, it could just mean that she didn’t pack very efficiently. Narcissism Rating: 2

"KT feels better, and slept in all alone.....much needed!!!!"

K.T., see blog post for K.S. below. Narcissistic Rating: 8

D.A..can legit feel the insides of her stomach touching one another.....WHY IN THE WORLD AM I STARVING ON FAT TUESDAY???!! Off to do something ab it!

You all know I don’t edit these, right? Spelling and syntax errors, they go right on the blog. As L.D., the provider of this post says, ‘This one is so riddled with either straight stupidity or such complexity that I can't help but wonder if I'm missing something’. I have to agree. If D.A. can’t handle the logistics of a simple status message, imagine her behind the wheel of a car. Narcissistic Rating: ?

K S is tired from getting broken up with in midddle of the night... AGAIN!

Oh, poor K.S., she doesn’t know the meaning of overshare. Or correct spelling, for that matter. K.S., no one is going to want to date you with status messages like that. Seriously, guys, isn’t this the same as that girl you take out who spends the whole evening talking about how she can’t find the right person, code for – you fucked up in taking this girl out because no one takes this girl out, that’s why she can’t find the right person. Narcissistic Rating: 10

G. T. is Urf! Sicky tummy again? Really??

Okay, read that aloud in your highest, whiniest, two-year old voice. Go ahead, no one’s looking. Good! Now I made you appear as foolish as M.T. I’m dizzy with power. But you did that as a favor to me while G.T. did it on her own. Self-will and statusing gone horribly awry. Narcissistic Rating: 10.

K.B. has to put a dollar in a jar every time a bad word flies out of my mouth...guess I will need to be more creative on how to express my strong-

willed thoughts.
K.B., don’t do it! Don’t let the Christian right-wing fundamentalists take away your right, nay, duty, to have a fucking filthy mouth (but if you like, you can toss some of that dough to me, I deserve it for putting up with these posts of yours).

M.A. Award-winning author Patricia McKissack (I wrote the introduction to her newest children's book) will be in ATL on Fri & Sat for events.

There are some people who deserve a whole section of this blog to themselves, (W.T. comes to mind) and some friends who could be writing this blog for me. This post comes from L.G. (or L.L. after the divorce is finalized). She has a comment, 'were the parenthesis necessary?' Well, yes, L.G., they were. See, we're starting to learn a lot about people through the Blog O' Narcissism. Mainly, that people use the status message to say the things they're dying to tell you at a cocktail party, but they know they'd come off as giant turds. M.A. was raised to be a humble American, meaning he would never, in mixed company, say something so supercilious or he'd be laughed out of town. I'm laughing now. Once again, M.A. gets the Narcissistic Rating of: 10.