Oh boy. Hedonism Chronicles just took a turn for the weird. So, none of you cats have sent me any statii. What am I to do, but mine Twitter (thanks, Hunterino). So, I find the above status, and I’m thinking this will be some nice Care Bear junkie and we can all have a few laughs. But of course that’s not how it goes. She’s pimped out her Twitter page (why do people do this?) with a tiled picture of her in some sort of lingerie. The scan looks like it’s been through the washing machine while she clearly does not. But it gets even weirder:
• I make my own compost already, and I live in an apartment...yay me, I make compost! LOL...I have the recipe too if anyone wants it.
You wear cheap lingerie and cook up compost? But when you’re not worrying about Mother Earth, you’re….
• Ya'll, the one thing I thought I would never have to do is call Arnold Schwarzenegger regarding my unemployment benefits.
Believe me, he’s got bigger fish to fry, and apparently you do, too…
• For me, I will do my best to donate money to all the Food banks that have helped me until now. And programs that have helped me pay bills.
And apparently bought you a computer which you are abusing as much as your John’s dicks…
• By the way...I guess if twitters click on my twit page, they see a very provocative image of myself, for the record I am very intelligent.
Sure you are! And I’m paying for medical school with my adult dance career. Let’s end with this endearing little jewel…
• My followers - while chatting with an obssessed fan, I like it, it is cute, now I know its tweet not twit, but hope no one minds I use twit!
And…scene.
2 comments:
As Flavor Flav would say, "Wooooooooooooooooooooow."
Yes - she is intelligent. That's why she gives from her conscious.
Cous cous?
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