Alice, why did you do this? Or, rather, why did you tell us about it? I believe I know. Shhhh. Guess what, dear readers, Alice wants to get laid. She’s thinking, if enough members of SAE see this then they’ll know I’ll be dressed to partaay, possibly in gold pants and tube top. Someone with a first name that’s a last name, like Miller or Taylor, will give me too many hunch punches, and oops, I’ll be drunk. Mill will grab my ass which will lead to me waking up in a room, that smells of beer and socks and I’ll be using an old cum towel to wipe away my tears.
Or, it could just mean that she didn’t pack very efficiently. Narcissism Rating: 2
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