L.W. Is getting ready for mommy baby pilates and then Phipps Plaza. (FB 2/19/09)

This is really of interest to no one but DFACS. So, you're dragging your infant out to be manipulated into a corkscrew, then you're assaulting her with a high-end shopping mall. Don't be surprised when she's pigeon-toed and has a severe distaste for The Gap at thirteen. Narcissism rating: 7