M.K. couldn't make her heater turn on, and then she realized it wasn't plugged in!!! :P I think it's going to be one of those days. Oh well,

That one ended with 'off to church'. Because God reads Facebook. And now that you've written that, you've got to go to Sunday service or you'll find yourself in that circle of hell reserved for Facebook liars, of which you are definitely one. Now, let's talk about the heater – M.K.'s little attempt at self-deprecation. Can't you just see the giggle and hiccup, indicated by the emoticon used only by M.K. and thirteen year-old girls. Narcissism Rating: 4 (wait, God says 5) Narcissism Rating: 5