L.B.G. is ahh! There's a child predator in near our neighborhood...we're so on stake out tonight. (before the bachelor of course).

Now, I have to admit I kinda like this one. I appreciate anyone who puts The Bachelor ahead of their kids’ safety. I can only imagine how these people look on a stakeout, black turtlenecks from Kohl’s and a plethora of Almond Joys in case the stalking takes them through the dinner hour. Narcissistic Rating: 3, Entertainment Rating: 9