C.E. is headed out for a 20 miler. FB 2/21/09

This was provided to me by the great A. Johnston and I am forever grateful. It's status artistry in eight words. Let's break it down. C.E. 'is headed out'. Not left yet. Still time to stop C.E., which might go something like this: 'C.E., don't do it, don't head out for that 20 miler. You risk heart attack, shin splints, foolishness in shorts that are cut so high everyone can see your skinny white ass.' C.E. responds, 'I must go. Twenty miles. Chased by nothing, but the heart, the wind, and an infinite need to tell you how athletic I am in my Facebook status." Narcissism rating: 9