Cameron is at the office, heading to Lowes around noon, knocking out a home improvement project, going for a run and then off to play with Mia and Von

Later that day:

Cameron is teaching Von to use the term Latino instead of Mexican...

Now remember, my readers, that I don’t know the people about whom I write. Like you, I only have their status messages to form an opinion of their characters. Now, let’s say you’re talking to Cameron (is he male? I mean, Cameron, it’s a fucking gender-neutral name. Figures), on the phone and he said he was at the office, planning on visiting the hardware store to buy a light bulb, going to screw in said light bulb, then going to hang out with his kids. You wouldn’t think too much about it. You’d probably think Cameron’s a pretty normal guy. But of course, Cameron is a runner (see posts below) and Cameron cannot be content with telling the world that he’s simply screwing in a light bulb. He has to make it into a whole fucking home improvement project. Now things are really grandiose. Today, Cameron has worked ten hours, gone to the hardware store, remodeled the kitchen, and followed M.B. for a run in the sculpture garden. And as if that's not enough, Cameron has also home-schooled his kids in differential calc, numerical weather prediction, the standardization of Chinese in the Qin Dynasty and, of course, that one should use Latino instead of Mexican.

I heart Cameron.

Narcissistic Rating: Oh, you already know…10!